FLASH
Shkruar nga Lutfi Dervishi
You are convinced that Turkey is to blame for its backwardness, even though you praise Erdogan and go to Istanbul hospitals for "treatment."
Being Albanian is a full-time profession.
Every morning I start by cursing about the traffic, then I get in the car to drive 100 meters to the neighborhood cafe.
You complain about prices, but only on Instagram.
They curse the government from "morning to evening", but always end with the prayer: "May the government put its hand on its heart".
At weddings you fight, at funerals you reconcile.
He shows his bravery in song and in the stadium!
He hates crime, but he adores "tough guys."
They slander Serbia, but sing Slavic songs.
You are convinced that Adam and Eve were Albanians, and that every other people is more backward than us!
You are convinced that Turkey is to blame for its backwardness, even though you praise Erdogan and go to Istanbul hospitals for "treatment."
Italy and Greece, of course, are bursting with jealousy over our "wonderful" tourism and are doing everything they can to sabotage it.
Our beaches are the most beautiful in the world, even though you've never seen most of them in photos or dreams!
You are confident in your own strength, but in the end you say: "I have abandoned you, God."
He blames foreigners for everything, but then asks the existential question: "why don't the internationals intervene?"
You complain about the government, but the opposition is to blame.
You prefer not to work because "the salary is low."
He greets the leader with songs at the entrance to the tunnel and curses him as he comes out of the tunnel!
He takes his children to private schools and in the afternoons he takes teachers from the state school for private lessons.
You rejoice like a child when someone goes to SPAK, even though your case has been forgotten in court for 20 years.
He talks happily about integration into Europe, but he loves America.
You boast about religious tolerance, but intolerance is your main religion.
They make the eagle with their hands at every event, but at the speed of light they flee even at night towards "other lands".
I don't drink coffee to wake up, but to forget.
Drinking Italian espresso in a Turkish cup, listening to Greek music and watching the news from Ukraine.
You're always busy with work, but always ready for a coffee that lasts until dinner.
He speaks about politics as an analyst, about football as a national team coach, and about global issues as an expert in International Law.
He talks about agriculture & livestock at an academic level, even though his only contact with the village is Instagram.
He communicates with the whole world thanks to the internet, but for important matters he still trusts the "dinner talker".
You write comments before reading the post for fear of changing your mind and not cursing the author!
You trust your cup of coffee and your luck more than any state institution.
You're equipped with a car and a phone from 2025, but you're paralyzed with fear when a black cat crosses your path.
Your first prayer is not for health, but for the lottery.
Instead of facing the problem, you say: "that's how it was written."
You complain about corruption, but you want to solve the problem with a "small coffee".
You want everything "very good", but you want to buy it as cheaply as possible!
You are convinced that no one loves Albania more than you, while you yourself plan to leave "for a while", until "it gets better here".
You yourself want to leave, but you want others to come back!
Shumë saktë e shkruan zoti Dervishi por nuk e kuptoj per" KË" e shkruan.....