FLASH
Shkruar nga Edison Ypi
For the Groom of Pisi, imprisonment is not the only fate.
A more tragic affair than this with the Fiendish Groom and the Thief Father-in-law has never been seen on the land of Arbër.
Son-in-law Pisi and Father-in-law Hajni, after they reduced the Democratic Party to a chicken coop, with a self-elected chairman, a leadership with nepotists and clients, a National Council with anonymous people, fraud, stolen money and so on, after all this, they don't understand the reason why they were left with zero voters.
The cup was filled and is overflowing.
But there is also good news.
Since Dhëndër Pisi has stolen so much that, shortly, the Court will give him the long-awaited death sentence that he will spend the rest of his life where thieves, traitors, liars, and scoundrels deserve to be in prison. Inside a 2-meter-by-2-meter cell. Full of lice, fleas, and scorpions, surrounded by five or six thugs who are looking at his fat ass with envy.
The groom could have been punished as he deserves, by being hanged by his tongue, having a bread knife stuck in his throat, being thrown into a garbage can where crows would come to peck at his flesh and cats would lick his clotted blood, but today the law does not allow it.
For the Groom of Pisi, imprisonment is not the only fate.
Because he is so smart, Groom Pisi could end up in a madhouse.
Another chance that the Groom of Pisi has to spend the rest of his life in the best way possible is to run away and live a hermit's life in a cave behind Dajti. Where he never washes. His goatee beard should grow to his feet. He should be fed a vat of putrid soup every day. He should urinate in the bowl where he just ate. The next time he should eat in the bowl that he just emptied of urine.
No one stops the groom Pis from running away and locking himself in one of the villas across Europe that he bought with money stolen from Gërdec's blood and Fazlliç's rackets.
Or the Piscean Bridegroom can escape to the mountains of India where the Gods have the cow.
Maybe even in a Buddhist monastery to delve into the meaning of life in a Hamletian way with eyes to the sky and a urinal in hand; Is it worth it or not to steal?
If the Groom Piss can't stand the harassment of the thugs, the prison lice, the soup in the urinal, tied to bars against the wall in the insane asylum, it's no wonder he makes the only chivalrous gesture of his life, commits suicide. Which, for an asshole like the Groom Piss, is difficult, but not impossible.
There are millions of criminal in-laws in the world.
What amazes me about the diabolical duo Dhëndër Pisi - Doctor Gjirizi is the perfect functioning of this relationship in a country with a thousand-year-old history and culture.
How much the Son-in-Law & Father-in-Law have stolen in a few years, the world with a thousand difficulties has barely inherited from its ancestors.
Therefore, the Pisin Son-in-law, who remembers that there is only theft in the world, cannot be saved by any combination, no matter how perverse, that comes from the sick brain of the Mafioso Father-in-law.
But why is this fate so catastrophic for the Bridegroom Pis?
Since the brain of a fool cannot be entered, an accurate diagnosis of the fair of the Piscean Bridegroom's diseases cannot be made.
But one can take a look.
Black fate follows the Groom Piss foot by foot, first of all, because the Groom Piss is not a complete man.
The groom of Pisa is a flawed creature, a half or quarter of a human being, a piece of meat, a shellfish, a scumbag, a maternity basin full of cultural, civic, human emptiness.
The Piss Son-in-law as a consequence, the Rude Father-in-law as a cause, are a terrifying reality that brings to mind the explorers of the darkest recesses of the human psyche: Lombroso, Freud, Dostoevsky and others.
You can be a shepherd and a flutist, an engineer and a poet, an agronomist and a gardener, a cattle breeder and a farmer, a driver and an astronomer, etc. But you can never be a thief and something else. That's why the groom Pisin and Sali Pusin are waiting for prison, the insane asylum, Buddhism, and the dungeon. Because they think they can be both a thief and a politician, both a thief and an honest one, both a thief and a missionary, both a thief and a saint.
The groom Pisi, with his thieving father-in-law's mafia roots and his stupidity from his hybrid background, is the emblematic case of the villain who wants to be considered noble, of the street urchin who passes himself off as an aristocrat.
The groom Pis has no idea that to have it, you have to deserve it.
For the Wicked Bridegroom, nothing in this world is smarter than the idiotic nonsense spoken at the party meeting of Doctor Jackal, who endlessly elects and re-elects himself.
From a pipe and rod like the Groom of Pisa, you can't expect to know: How far away from the earth is the moon, what the Fibonacci sequence is, what is written on Shakespeare's tomb, etc. But not in a form and content that is completely empty and devoid of salt like the Groom of Pisa.
The groom Pisi is nothing more than an unfortunate consequence of a tragic cause, Doctor Vrroma.
This is why people are works of art, while The Bridegroom is a masterpiece of Hell.
Po si botoni një shkrim të tillë mor njerëz? Nuk më intereson as dhëndri,e aq më pak vjerrhi. Ama një gjuhë e tillë është e papranueshme. Ju qofshi
Kjo është një paçavure urrejtje, sharjesh dhe vreri nga E.Ypi. Po të kishte kaq urrejtje për hajdutët dhe mashtruesit, do kishte bërë tërë këto vite një shkrim për Ramën dhe rilindjen, që tashmë janë lakuriq para shqiptarëve dhe ndërkombëtarëve me bëmat e tyre yë korrupsionit, kapjes së shtetit. Mjafton "Albanian Files" për të kuptuar se është e ngjshme me rastin e Kompleksit Partizani. Pra Babloku kontaktonte personalisht në instagram (apo në rrjete të tjera sociale) arkitektë të famshëm psh për projekte kullash që do bëheshin më vonë , dhe projetin do e fitonte pikërisht ai arlitekt, dhe paratë me shumë gjasë do vinin nga mafiozët e drogës, para nga parajsa fiskale, nga kompani guaska etj. Por Ypim nuk e shqetëson kjo gjë.
Oh te lumte ajo dore sabukur e ke shkrujt
O Edison ti ke qene ne burg politik me kushurijte e mi .un kam njohur nga afer Eduart Ypin ne Burrel dhe e kam adhuruar per qendrimin e tij ne gjygjin qe ju be kur e arrestuan dhe denuan rrija shpesh me te tek nje dhome te vogel qe kishte tek magazina e komunales prane kapanonin te makines se Stefan Jorgjit ka pasur nje motorr Jawa qe e perdorte rrija shume me te isha me i vogel por me pelqente te rrija me te ishte djale i ri dhe bukurosh me vone kam pasur rastin te bashkpunoje me te kur ai ishte minister i punes dhe emigracionit dhe te perdjekurve politik kam bere fushata elektorale me te dhe perseri dhe pse ishte pak karrierist mendoje se e meritonte karrieren por vleren me te madhe e ka pasi nuk u be spiun apo bashkepunetor i sigurimit ........Ndersa ti kur kam pare dokumentat se si ti kishe bashkepunuar me sigurimin si nje informatore i rendomte me ka rene tavani ne koke ......po mire mo nuk te vjen turp qe ke ndotur emrin e familjes emrin e Xhafer Ypit dhe tani vazhdon te derdellisesh ne mediat e shqiperise ...ti duhet te heshtesh dhe vetem reflektosh mbi nje turp kaq te madh qe ju ke vene familjes dhe vuatjeve tuaja