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From Sazani to "where the beast lives", the "safe" route for Americans at the DP protest!

Shkruar nga Myslim Murrizi
From Sazani to "where the beast lives", the "safe" route for
Myslim Murrizi

They should "be very careful" only on the main segment of the "Martyrs of the Nation" boulevard, especially the part that starts from the Taiwan bar and ends where Hajvani sits, because they might "clash" with some international idiot and then they will say they were protesters.

All American citizens are advised to be "very careful" when traveling on foot or by car in Tirana tonight from 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM, because the Democratic Party has called a protest against the government.

The roads that can be traveled freely and without any problems for any American citizen are these:

From the AKSHI building in Lunda, to Rama's office in Linda, to the Constitutional Court's Linda, to Niko's office in the Assembly, to the dictator's former villa, to Gysi's office in Bllok, near the "Era" pizzeria, who is the big boss of all Lindas and Rama.

The movement is free, but from below, because there is a tunnel built during communism, but for reasons of time it has not yet been given to Report TV's Carlos to call it Bunk'Art 3.

Then from Gysi's office to the "state" of the tax haven in Xhafzotaj, baptized with the name DURANA, where Gysi has registered over 80 businesses to avoid paying any taxes, the road is free, but be careful on the highway towards QTU as there is a slight narrowing, because the government is building an extra overpass for Zamir Mane's palaces, without a project, which is paid for by Albanian taxes of about 20 million euros plus.

The road from KOINI to the Marriot Hotel, to the Sheraton Hotel, which leads to the new building where Lion Park used to be, where there is a small entrance of 2000 square meters, Lyl Basha the American, to TEG and after TEG to the villas where almost all the "pro" Americans have gathered, to the resort where the VIP wine warehouse worth 5 million euros was, is open, but they must take the old road from Sauk i Ri, lest they be exchanged at the TEG roundabout with protesters coming from the Korça and Elbasan regions.

The road from the old port in Vlora to the Soda forest, where two wooden ships from Bangladesh have been standing for 5 years, taking 100 million euros from Albanian taxes without ever being lit and paying former American ambassador Yuri Kim, Kimeten, to the island of Sazan, which Rama has forgiven himself, but through an oligarch who serves as a "deposit" for all the money stolen from the political cesspools, under the guise of President Trump's daughter and son-in-law, who didn't care at all about Sazan and the two Arabs who don't know where Sazan falls, is open, but only by speedboat or dinghy and not from the Lungomare or the ring road above Vlora, because a protester coming from Saranda, Delvina or Himara could shoot in the face from time to time.

The road from Has to Tropoja, where another Albanian oligarch, under the documents of an American citizen, but with Serbian nationality and family, will build the EOLIK wind park, is completely open and without any problems.

They should "be very careful" only on the main segment of the "Martyrs of the Nation" boulevard, especially the part that starts from the Taiwan bar and ends where Hajvani sits, because they might "clash" with some international idiot and then they will say they were protesters.

This "notice" is only valid for American citizens, that Americans like Yuri Kim, Donald Lu and some of this category should not bother at all, that Albanians have had a great friendship with China and today China sees us as a honeypot in Europe, so they can move freely in every corner of Tirana and can come to protest so that Albanians no longer eat grass for the sake of internationals, that not only will no one bother them, but the protesters will enjoy taking pictures with them.

Thank you for your understanding.

With respect, from the forgotten one working at the American Embassy in Albania, Ms. Nancy VanHorn, who has not stuttered a word about all the government scandals and Rama's statements that he will bring to justice the international idiots who brought them up.

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2 Komente

  1. K
    Kurveleshi

    Hahahah i madh.Ne shqiperi vetem humori zi shkon dhe Myslymi e ka qa. Bravo. Harove te thoshe qe afer zyres se hajvanit eshte nje bile e keputur qe rrotullohet vazhdimisht.Se kujt do ti ngulet nuk e di. Respekte Muslym e mos hani pershesh ju te tjeret

    1. T
      Tironci

      Myslym, shko ore pirdhu. Merruni me kriminelin e Vicidolit monstren 82 vjecar hiqeni ate ne fillim nga kryetar ne PD se eshte i korruptuar, vrases, hajdut dhe per kete arsye non grata, pastroni PDn ne fillim pastaj flasim per Ramen dhe diskutojme qe eshte qeveria e korruptuar apo jo. Pregatituni per zgjedhjet ne 2029, nqs pastroni veten duke filluar me vampirin ndodhta keni shanc te merrni mbi 50 deputete.

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